Caption Competition

any idea's on whats being said here ?

"Can't believe that Schumacher's penis went all the way to here!"

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

laughing so much i have tears in my eyes here macdaddy !...brilliant .

"No, Gerhard, the method that I use to strangle my drivers goes like this!"

"You are my friend, no? I sell you this Bernie blowdoll for just $ 50,-! We make deal?"

Look Bernie give us the money or else!

'Anda says toa Naomi 'What ya leava fora?';)

Originally posted by macdaddy
"Can't believe that Schumacher's penis went all the way to here!"

OMG MEGA ROFL! MEGA :laugh: hahahaha FANTASTIC!

Flavio saying..... "Ok Gerhard , you can take him out for the day , but i want him home by tea time .
Please dont let him have too many ice creams again , last time you took him out the poor love was up all night with a bad tummy "!

GB - "So Mr. Italian Stud is this what you mean by changing careers ...???"
FB - "Hey Bergerrr it was not what you tink ... we were not French kissing !?"
BE - " ... oh ****, oh **** !!!"

"We jus' gonna take his lunch money!"