Your own Team in F1 !

Ok ! Now you are in a dreamland !
You are the man with the big bucks, and you are entering a team in F1.
You have all the world at your choice...

1-Who will be your Project Leader ?
2-Who will be your team manager ?
3-What will be your engine ?
4-Who will be your two drivers ?
5-Who will be your main sponsor ?

Take a deep breath, and swallow the red pill...

OK, here goes

I want the McLaren chassis, painted in Sauber Red Bull blue

I'll drop in the Honda engine from the end of this season (they should have it sorted out by then!!

I'll get Mike Gascoyne to draw the car

Ralf is my lead driver. Nick Heidfeld is the second driver. And as I have 'big bucks' I'm going to run a third car for Marc Hynes.

Jock Clear is my lead engineer, and Ross Brawn chief tactition. Eddie Jordan and Tom Walkinshaw are joint team principals

My team's major sponsor will be Red Bull as they have the colur scheme anyway, so we can race anywhere without having to change the logo. I'd like to get Evian Natural Mineral Water on too, and perhaps a tech company - Nokia or Ericson will do.

And S Club 7 will be my pit babes...

Yikes! I'm having an anxiety attack, quick Morph... the BLUE pill. :eek:

What dream? You just wait and see:

First I want a Ferrari, I'll keep JT etc. etc. etc. The team is going well after all so no need to change it. So obviously I'll have a Ferrari engine, a 6-liter V-12 or something cool like that.

The drivers must be Verstappen and Fisichella. Because they're cool and fast and I like 'em. And we'll kick ass.
And there will be pit-babes but I won't employ them, they will just come to MY team because we're the coolest and the biggest and the best etc. etc. etc.
And when Ron Dennis come to nag because were cooler then he is I'm gonna have him DQ'd hehehe.
It'll rule.

I'm going to use last year's Jordans, run by Frenzy and Zonta. They will be sponsored by my own company, Ste. Devote Enterprises Ltd. and be painted in the Prost blue with silver gray trim. The pilotes will wear blue and gray. Mo Nunn from CART will be Frenzy's engineer, and Tony Cicale will work with Zonta. There will be NO Pit Babes in our garage until each of my pilotes has won a GP, and anyone from Brazil is welcome in our catering area, day or night.

1-Who will be your Project Leader ?
- Myself, and a group of those monkeys that came back from space super inteligent, "No, I don't think we'll be telling them that". (Here ya go Sparky :))
2-Who will be your team manager ?
I would pick someone off this BB, they seem to know everything :)
3-What will be your engine ?
Rolls Royce jet airline engine
4-Who will be your two drivers ?
Senna and Schumacher
5-Who will be your main sponsor ?
Bill Gates Brand Toilet Paper, nice baby poo matte brown paint job :)

I've bought FERRARI, hired Adrian Newey to work alongwith Ross Brawn, kick out the farce and bring in Jacques Villeneuve and Mika Hakkinen!

Dream over.

Project leader: The Jordan crew
Manager: Mr. Minardi
Engine: Last year's Honda
Drivers: Alesi and Frentzen, plus Gene cos I'm very rich
Test driver: Ukyo Katayama
Main Sponsor: Telefonica/Red Bull

That would be The Simpsons, Homer in Space.

Thanks for the invite Mr Test!!

In my dream team, I'd be team principal, drive the car and manage the tactics.

I might even find time to prepare it, too.

Who wants the second seat?

ME! Although I'll have to get out of my testing contract with Minardi...

;)

You 'n' me Minardifan... Against the world!

We'd show these fluffed-up rich-kids some real racing!

Sparky: My grandma could have got that one :) I start hiding them in harder to find places...and each clue will in turn be harder than the last one (or something like that)..."found it" :)

I dream in color: Ferrari red.

My only change . . . bidding Rubinho a fond adieu and putting Zanardi in his seat!

for my money, which isn't much at the moment

Project manager: Adrian Reynard
Reynard chassis are proven once they get up to speed, they stay there.

Team Principal: EJ
Mister Charisma - what more do you want
Engine: Ferarri
Power ++ Reliability this season outstanding - especially with Ross Brawn thrown in!
Drivers: Michael Schumacher and Mark Webber
The champion of champions and the up and comer. A perfect blend - and no no.1 arguments
Sponsor: Microsoft (Using Bosch electrics, not letting Bill Gates near the car!)
All the money that money can buy.

1) Jackie Stewart
2) Ron Dennis
3) a new one designed and developped by Porsche
4) Hakkinen and Rubens
5) myself

(1)Myself - I need a better job
(2)Ron Jeremy - He's my hero
(3)Honda - after they get their stuff together
(4)Jacques Villeneuve & Jarno Trulli - just because
(5)Vivid Video - we have Ron Jeremy after all.

1-Who will be your Project Leader ?
Adrain Newey
2-Who will be your team manager ?
Bernie Ecclestone
3-What will be your engine ?
Mercedes Bez
4-Who will be your two drivers ?
Michael Schumacher and Mika Hakkinen!!!
5-Who will be your main sponsor ?
FIA