Yet another caption contest

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Greg Wooster -"Paul said he was having trouble making the rear grip"
Big Kev -"Maybe if i put some weight on it.."

Sorry folks:(

"Look, it's the Goodrich Blimp!"

"I resemble that remark!"

Big Kev Moment number II

http://www.v8supercar.com.au/2000gallery/rnd6/lgeimg/B47V9553.jpg

Big Kev- "I ate 5 cows, 7 sheep, a lamb and a chicken for breakfast"
Open mouth chick- "oh my god!"
Paul- "Hows the left rear suspension doing?"

(What do ya'll think of Paul's sexxxxxxyyy hat?:))

Wouldn't be Frank Gardner's 'adopted' son, would he? ;)

Mind the bloody left rear suspension, alright!! It's Fatbloke!!:p

Blimey, the shell site is a gold mine!

http://www.shellseries.com.au/images_photos/2000/scs_r05_030_sm.jpg

The reason why Crompton has been going so slow this year -Ford has been using his car to ship human cargo around the country...

http://www.shellseries.com.au/images_photos/scs_r12_44_sm.jpg

Russell -"I love you Larry"
Larry -queesy stomach noise

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After Russell's "I love you" comment, Larry announces new Bathurst co-driver, someone he thinks will be right on his own pace...

Is that lady a member of the new-look Castrol Cougars team?

Larry's just opening up V8s to a whole new audience demographic..."Screw these young wipper snappers, I'm going with age and experience.."

1st Pic
Greg Wooster "Are you excited?"
Big Kev "Why do you think I'm leaning against the car like this? All these grid girls I gotta find some!"

2nd pic
Big Kev "I found some grid girls and they do strange things with there mouths when you touch them here."
Open Mouth Chick "Gasp!"
Paul Morris "Is that what you're supposed to do there?"

3rd pic
Crew Chief "I'm sorry Dean but this is the only way we could put you into one of Glenn's cars for Bathurst."

4th pic
Russell Ingall says "You have no idea how much I love this guy."
Larry Perkins thinks "Considering where I'm looking I think I have a fair idea."

5th pic
Larry "Meet my twin sister...."

Admittedy the last one was pretty lame......

Anyone questioning why Neil Crompton has not been on top of things this season need wonder no longer; he's had 80kg of success ballast all year. Despite not being successful at all. Maybe it dates back to the QR500 and Bathurst last year?;)

All these grid girls

-Most unlike Mr Jones to point that out :)