[Ian Smith]

The B A R C Big Night Out takes place this Saturday Evening. This will presummably follow the pattern of stages we are all conversant with.
1/ Uncomfortable dressed in formal clothing.
2/ relaxed after a few drinks.
3/ Gluttony while dinner is served.
4/ Even more relaxed after even more drinks.
5/ drunken ribaldness.
6/ Total Collapse.
Follwed by the Morning After the Night Before.
When the whispererd greeting of Good Morning is met by a wince and a request to keep the noise down.

I am so jelous that I won't be there, But to all that go,Enjoy and have a couple of drinks for me!!!