Just teasing. Never been out in a 944 Turbo, but they're certainly a quick car. A friend had a 968 Club Sport a while back - that was absolutely stunning!
He's now got a 993 RS (modded). 'Narrow' body, normally aspirated, 2wd, 420 bhp. Handles and goes like a big go-kart with a nos kit. And bites like a psychopathic tiger if you let the back end go...
THAT is a Porsche!