my first actual damage crash was when i managed to go into the back of a daft bird in a peugeot who decided it'd be a great idea to stop dead on a clear dual carriageway because there was a police car without its lights or sirens on waiting to pull out on the other side of the road. granted, i drove into the back of her, but it made my day when the policeman came over to see what was going on and *******ed her
funnily enough she never did claim on my insurance
