Red Bull will win the Constructors championship.
Neither red bull driver will win the Drivers championship.
One of the scheduled races will be unable to be run on its scheduled date.
A driver will have a career ending accident.
A new team will announce an entry for 2014.
One race will feature 7 separate safety car periods.
Bernie Ecclestone will say something provocative that he doesn't mean to get what he really wants.
A major team sponsor will go bankrupt but the team will survive.
A team principal will retire from his position.
A pit stop of less than 2 seconds will take place.
Martin Brundle will finally fall on his face by tripping over some equipment on a grid walk.
A post race press conference will feature fisticuffs.
A rained out qualifying session will feature footage of Kimi fishing from trackside. (Do I get extra points for predicting Canada?)
A deeply respected past world champion will pass away peacefully.
Somebody will finally admit that the turbo cars will sound like a farting hippopotamus.
Adrian Newey will design a part that won't make his cars go faster.
Monza will be awesome.
A prat percher will be injured in a pit lane collision.
Somebody will mischievously reprogram the pit land speed limiter to half the usual speed and wear a "let the good times roll" t-shirt.
Adrian Sutil's patience will be sorely tested by a French journalist.
A Force India will win a race when they need it most.
A grid girl will faint and damage a car on the grid. The driver will be worried about his car. (Yes I've seen the video of the touring car driver, I just wanted to see it in F1)
The safety car will have an epic fail, damaging an F1 car.
Somebody in F1 will patent a technology that has an immediate life saving application in a completely unrelated field.
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