Ok here they are, due to very very secret, after-midnight paddock meetings:
RENAULT:
Fernando Alonso -
Alain Prost (and the ultimate question is who is gonna be the first driver..) Alain comes back to break the win record that Michael took from him at a home team... Beware!!
McLAREN:
Juan Pablo Montoya -
Michael Schumacher (Contract signed in the most secret meeting of all, took place in all the tracks of the callendar)
TOYOTA:
Satoru Nakajima -
Aguri Suzuki (they love tradition AND the japanese dream comes true!)
FERRARI:
Sebastian Stahl (the genetics played a major role, MS' step brother) -
Giancarlo Fisichella (they have to please tiffosi sometime)
WILLIAMS:
Sam Michael -
Patrick Head (They always believed that mechanics played the major role).
BAR-HONDA:
Jenson Button (They offered 90.000.000 Honda cars to Williams plus the whole factory) -
Takuma Sato (why not? that will be a surprise. Moreover, he will drive for free, no money left)
RED BULL RACING: They signed the whole GP2 grid plus another 18 to change both drivers for every race... They are something else!!
BMW:
Mark Webber -
Nick Heidfeld (there you have it Frank, they told ya they'll leave nothing back and so they did!)
MIDLAND F1 (PERIOD):
Sergey Bubka -
Andriy Shevchenko (if the doctor can do it why not these exceptional ex-soviet athletes?)
MINARDI:
Bill Gates -
Lawrence Ellison (They will DEFINITELY pay for their seats, and their age is good)
EVERYTHING IS ABSOLUTELY TRUE. ENJOY F1 WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP 2006...