Ok here they are, due to very very secret, after-midnight paddock meetings:
: Fernando Alonso
- Alain Prost
(and the ultimate question is who is gonna be the first driver..) Alain comes back to break the win record that Michael took from him at a home team... Beware!!
: Juan Pablo Montoya
- Michael Schumacher
(Contract signed in the most secret meeting of all, took place in all the tracks of the callendar)
: Satoru Nakajima
- Aguri Suzuki
(they love tradition AND the japanese dream comes true!)
: Sebastian Stahl
(the genetics played a major role, MS' step brother) - Giancarlo Fisichella
(they have to please tiffosi sometime)
: Sam Michael
- Patrick Head
(They always believed that mechanics played the major role).
: Jenson Button
(They offered 90.000.000 Honda cars to Williams plus the whole factory) - Takuma Sato
(why not? that will be a surprise. Moreover, he will drive for free, no money left)
RED BULL RACING
: They signed the whole GP2 grid plus another 18 to change both drivers for every race... They are something else!!
: Mark Webber
- Nick Heidfeld
(there you have it Frank, they told ya they'll leave nothing back and so they did!)
MIDLAND F1 (PERIOD)
: Sergey Bubka
- Andriy Shevchenko
(if the doctor can do it why not these exceptional ex-soviet athletes?)
: Bill Gates
- Lawrence Ellison
(They will DEFINITELY pay for their seats, and their age is good)
EVERYTHING IS ABSOLUTELY TRUE. ENJOY F1 WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP 2006...