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30 Oct 2003, 00:11 (Ref:767584)
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Bumper Stickers
We all talk about our cars, like our first car, our worst car, manual or auto transmission, but I just wanted to know if you have any bumper stickers on your car.
I have two, one is self-ezplanatory, the other needs explanation. Here they are: "Stop following me! I don't know where I am going!" "I'm not shy...I'm just examining my prey." Here's an explanation. Whenever you see a horror or murder movie, who's usually the murderer? It's usually the shy kid, right? There ya go!!! I've been known to be shy, am I really shy or am I planning to kill you all? I ain't tellin'! Now let's hear about your bumper stickers. |
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30 Oct 2003, 00:20 (Ref:767586)
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My father has this one...
"Guns don't kill people... Drivers with CELLPHONES do!" Although it must look funny when he talks on his cellphone... 
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30 Oct 2003, 01:00 (Ref:767612)
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Saw a good one once, "Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window"
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30 Oct 2003, 08:14 (Ref:767813)
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I used to have a yellow Austin Metro which came with the sticker attached:
"My other car is the Batmobile" |
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30 Oct 2003, 09:44 (Ref:767898)
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"I danced country at the Broken Spoke"
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3 Nov 2003, 10:12 (Ref:771339)
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If you can read this sticker stop me cause i've lost my caravan...........
Not got that one but seen it on a couple of bumpers... |
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3 Nov 2003, 11:37 (Ref:771395)
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I want one of those electronic message boards in my back window.
In response to the I've lost my caravan I'd go for So that's why you're going so  slow!...
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7 Nov 2003, 08:15 (Ref:775700)
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I always liked this one
"Ban low performance drivers not high performance cars" |
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7 Nov 2003, 13:21 (Ref:775940)
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I saw an auful one on a modified Vauxhall Nova, it read "You've just been Novataken..."
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7 Nov 2003, 13:53 (Ref:775975)
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On most of the A roads I use when towing my caravan I seem to get held up by cars......... I dont drive like a maniac.........Just keep a good constant speed............ It seems many of todays car drivers cannot do the same.. |
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7 Nov 2003, 14:27 (Ref:776017)
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Fair point actually. If you're experienced at towing (and any good) you'll get used to maintaining a decent momentum on the A roads. Much like trucks tend to do. Sadly, there does seem to be a majority of car drivers who can't.
Nothing worse than driving something big and slow, being overtaken by a "faster" car, only to find you have to back off halfway through the next bend to avoid ramming it...
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7 Nov 2003, 14:43 (Ref:776031)
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Thats about the size of it m8...........
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8 Nov 2003, 00:45 (Ref:776454)
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Spot on. Coming back from Gurston I overtook a car on a single carriageway. It's so frustrating knowing everyone behind you thinks it's the caravan that's holding them up. If you're being pushed by a tow car, GET OFF THE ROAD! Permanently, preferably.
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8 Nov 2003, 21:41 (Ref:777206)
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10 Nov 2003, 08:27 (Ref:778533)
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10 Nov 2003, 09:04 (Ref:778561)
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My bumper sticker,
V8 street machine, Only milk and orange juice come in 2 litres. 
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