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9 Mar 2004, 16:16 (Ref:899585)
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10 way`s to stop ferrari
1)take wheel off
2)schumacher and barrichello give everone a six lap advantage 3)the ferrari`s have to use dry weather tyres in the wet and wet weather tyres in the dry 4)let david coulthard drive the ferrari 5)put peter ridsale in charge of finaces at ferrari 6)tell ferrari the next gp in malaysia is at silverstone 7)put two pound of tate and lyle in the petrol tank 8)send them for a "team building" exercise to la manga 9)stick a bag of king edwards up the exaust 10) place snipers round the track and give them a bonus if thay stop ferrari. |
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9 Mar 2004, 16:28 (Ref:899598)
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Nr. 2 won't work. Ammend it:
11) In addition to the 6 laps advantage, make them also tow a Minardi 2 seater. In the driver's seat JVilleneuve and make him press hard on the brake pedal for the duration of the race. 
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9 Mar 2004, 16:31 (Ref:899602)
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very funny!
 One more suggestion: 12) Tell Rory Byrne the new rules set a minimum weight of 12500 kg |
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9 Mar 2004, 16:51 (Ref:899619)
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Take away their passports.
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9 Mar 2004, 16:57 (Ref:899623)
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14) Stuff the sidepods of the cars with marihuana and report them to customs.
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9 Mar 2004, 17:06 (Ref:899629)
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15. Make them follow the same rules as everyone else; i.e. no team orders, no "Schumacher chop", no ignoring the blend line, no innovative parts that are forbidden to others, no trying to get the entire field disqualified for the entire season because they are gaining on Ferrari.
16. Term limits on drivers. 17. TGF must commute from Haiti. 18. TGF and Rubens switch contracts for 2004. 16. |
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9 Mar 2004, 17:07 (Ref:899635)
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*yawn*
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9 Mar 2004, 17:08 (Ref:899636)
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19) *yawn*
PS: was it 16 or 19? :confused: Last edited by Red; 9 Mar 2004 at 17:09. |
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9 Mar 2004, 17:23 (Ref:899652)
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take off invincability and driver aids increase opponents strength to 150%....always works on F12003 on my PC ?
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9 Mar 2004, 17:23 (Ref:899654)
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Here was me thinking this was just a funny thread rather than a bash.
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9 Mar 2004, 17:25 (Ref:899657)
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What about the rest of the grid improve their game ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
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9 Mar 2004, 17:26 (Ref:899658)
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9 Mar 2004, 17:27 (Ref:899662)
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9 Mar 2004, 17:32 (Ref:899673)
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Patrick Head has already thought of it - back in 2002.
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9 Mar 2004, 17:44 (Ref:899688)
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Why can't everyone just chill out? Competitive racing will return in Malaysia!
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9 Mar 2004, 17:45 (Ref:899691)
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Re: 10 way`s to stop ferrari
Quote:
 (Along the lines of: What is the easy way to get a small fortune? Start off with a big fortune and buy a helicopter!)
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9 Mar 2004, 17:47 (Ref:899692)
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Everyone is chilled out, but define "competitive" and "racing" for Liz.
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9 Mar 2004, 18:12 (Ref:899714)
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Like the TV commentator said : "F1 is entirely red !!!" |
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9 Mar 2004, 18:17 (Ref:899725)
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Wasn't some British paper describing the Australian GP as a "Red yawn" or something?
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9 Mar 2004, 18:23 (Ref:899740)
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All the British papers have gone into crisis mode over this. As Arsenal extend their unbeaten run in football to almost a year, however, nobody bats an eyelid.
It is awfully fashionable to criticise F1, Ferrari and Schumacher in these parts. |
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9 Mar 2004, 18:31 (Ref:899747)
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Yeah, well 'sucker' is also a dull sport.
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9 Mar 2004, 19:52 (Ref:899858)
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Take the money spent on nA$$kawr and WWE promotion and give it to GM?
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9 Mar 2004, 19:58 (Ref:899864)
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20) give them all Playstations and let them race via a network on that
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9 Mar 2004, 19:58 (Ref:899865)
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20a) Give Michael and Rubens Playstations and give the rest Playstations 2's
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9 Mar 2004, 20:26 (Ref:899905)
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PSONE ! They still be winning... |
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