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Old 31 Aug 2001, 02:16 (Ref:138790)   #1
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Should we help DC create a new "It`s my turn Slogan" or leave it to him?.

DC has spewed out so many,i thought we could help out,my suggestions are...

It`s my turn to come second.

I can withstand the pressure,tactics and strategy of any F1 driver as long as it`s not MS,RS,JV,MH,RB,EI,HHF.

Next year i`ll be more mature and focused,i won`t hit a pit lane or spin on any parade lap...I guarantee it!!!

No more MR 3rd place,or 1st either,second is where my spirit soars.

If i`ve got the best car..YOU can count on me to DOMINATE,3rd and 4th place.

Hope those help DC,F1 needs you and so do single women,LOL.
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Old 31 Aug 2001, 05:43 (Ref:138832)   #2
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DC may be stupid but he's not dumb.
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Old 31 Aug 2001, 07:10 (Ref:138869)   #3
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Re: Should we help DC create a new "It`s my turn Slogan" or leave it to him?.

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Hope those help DC,F1 needs you and so do single women,LOL.
On that note, if the single women watch DSF/Premiere, they might have seen a DC striptease (well, sort of, anyway) in front of their cameras yesterday. For some reason, he decided to tuck in his shirt right in front of the journos waiting for an interview. Now, having had a lot of experience with journalists, he must have known the camera was running, at all times. Maybe that has something to do with his new credo?
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Old 31 Aug 2001, 12:27 (Ref:138985)   #4
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AGGY,

DC has fired the opening salvoes in trying to beat us to it already. The following quotes are from last week's Autosport. They could be used as a sentence immediately preceding any of the suggestions we have....

"If you look at the season I've improved in many areas," said DC. "I've had some very consistent performances throughout the whole season..."
"I've improved in my qualifying, and I've had some very strong wins and very good races."



Does anybody agree with me that really he was separated at birth from the robot Kryton in Red Dwarf?
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Old 31 Aug 2001, 13:59 (Ref:139033)   #5
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Does anybody agree with me that really he was separated at birth from the robot Kryton in Red Dwarf?


Aaahhhh...



* fell off the chair *

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Old 31 Aug 2001, 19:57 (Ref:139174)   #6
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"I've improved in my qualifying, and I've had some very strong wins and very good races."
Where did he get the statistic "some" from? Would "a couple" not be a more accurate assessment...?

I've noticed that DC bears a startling (and rather unnerving) resemblance to Buzz Lightyear.
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Old 31 Aug 2001, 20:03 (Ref:139179)   #7
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I've noticed that DC bears a startling (and rather unnerving) resemblance to Buzz Lightyear.
Now you mention it he does and I can't get the image out of my head now!
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Old 31 Aug 2001, 21:43 (Ref:139263)   #8
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Re: Re: Should we help DC create a new "It`s my turn Slogan" or leave it to him?.

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On that note, if the single women watch DSF/Premiere, they might have seen a DC striptease (well, sort of, anyway) in front of their cameras yesterday. For some reason, he decided to tuck in his shirt right in front of the journos waiting for an interview. Now, having had a lot of experience with journalists, he must have known the camera was running, at all times. Maybe that has something to do with his new credo?
mmm...I recently saw a clip of him on tv running over to a waiting helicopter whilst pulling his pants up/tucking his shirt in. Then in response to what sounded like the screems of 3 or 4 women he mooned - only thing was, he half bottled it & we only got to see half his arse!! - but that was one half too much!!
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Old 1 Sep 2001, 03:45 (Ref:139432)   #9
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Re: Should we help DC create a new "It`s my turn Slogan" or leave it to him?.

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DC has spewed out so many,i thought we could help out,my suggestions are...

It`s my turn to come second.

hehe i think it is dependent on Mclaren's line-up next next season, if he's not with Macs, he might have to change his line from NEXT YEAR WILL BE MY YEAR to NEXT YEAR WILL BE MY LAST YEAR!



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Old 1 Sep 2001, 06:15 (Ref:139466)   #10
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DC may be stupid but he's not dumb.
*He's already made a whole notebook of slogans probably during the early flights home.
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Old 1 Sep 2001, 10:37 (Ref:139538)   #11
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*He's already made a whole notebook of slogans probably during the early flights home.
he is definitely not dumb if he was able to compile a book of slogan!
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Old 1 Sep 2001, 18:25 (Ref:139738)   #12
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And now he can start to write his own biography...
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Old 1 Sep 2001, 18:46 (Ref:139751)   #13
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And now he can start to write his own biography...
1994: did alright, got shafted by hill, replaced by mansell many times

1995: won estoril, got close to hill, good year

1996: hakkinen decided to beat me, **** results

1997: shafted by hakkinen

1998: same as 97

1999: same as 98

2000: same as 99

2001: got a title chance, wasted it and now am battling for 2nd place.
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Old 1 Sep 2001, 22:44 (Ref:139850)   #14
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And now he can start to write his own biography...

title of the biography will be:



TO ALL THE GIRLS I'VE LOVED BEFORE.




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Old 1 Sep 2001, 22:46 (Ref:139851)   #15
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1994: did alright, got shafted by hill, replaced by mansell many times

1995: won estoril, got close to hill, good year

1996: hakkinen decided to beat me, **** results

1997: shafted by hakkinen

1998: same as 97

1999: same as 98

2000: same as 99

2001: got a title chance, wasted it and now am battling for 2nd place.

hmmm...title for this will be: LEAVING the fast lane.
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Old 2 Sep 2001, 16:19 (Ref:140178)   #16
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1994: did alright, got shafted by hill, replaced by mansell many times

1995: won estoril, got close to hill, good year

1996: hakkinen decided to beat me, **** results

1997: shafted by hakkinen

1998: same as 97

1999: same as 98

2000: same as 99

2001: got a title chance, wasted it and now am battling for 2nd place.

Great stuff,don`t forget 2000,when he embarrassed himself worldwide by apologising to Schumacher at Suzuka,i believe he made reference to suzuka 99 as well.
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Old 2 Sep 2001, 16:28 (Ref:140184)   #17
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An yet in second...
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Old 3 Sep 2001, 02:32 (Ref:140404)   #18
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He could call his Autobiography "I Am Not Eddie Irvine".

Or perhaps "DC or Not DC, That is the Question."

Oh, wait, that's Ron Dennis' line.
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Old 3 Sep 2001, 04:17 (Ref:140426)   #20
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He could call his Autobiography "I Am Not Eddie Irvine".

Or perhaps "DC or Not DC, That is the Question."

Oh, wait, that's Ron Dennis' line.

shouldn't that be DZ instead of DC? DZ = dizzy hehe
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Old 3 Sep 2001, 12:10 (Ref:140560)   #21
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Good one!

Or how about "I Could Have Been A Champion Except For All The Other Guys On The Track." He could have each chapter be about somebody who thwarted his championship bid. It would be about six volumes.

I guess Heidi is glad she took the 3 million and will no doubt find someone else to look after her now. (I hear Jensen Button is holding auditions ... )
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Heidi will write the introduction...
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yes yes i like this topic about crappy DC I LIKE IT VERY MUCH!!!
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Old 3 Sep 2001, 22:59 (Ref:140872)   #24
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Liz,

Didn't you realise DC would have won every race he had entered if it hadn't been for all the guys in front of him holding him up?
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Old 3 Sep 2001, 23:06 (Ref:140875)   #25
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Liz,

Didn't you realise DC would have won every race he had entered if it hadn't been for all the guys in front of him holding him up?
you mean the back markers?? or is it the likes of Bernoldi and Fisichella?
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