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16 May 2004, 16:20 (Ref:972625)
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Quick F1 joke
Just thought i would post a quick F1 joke i heard....
not sure if its been over used or not but i found it funny  thought it would relax the mood.... Anybody else with a good F1 joke feel free 2 post it here.. ----------------------------------------------------------- The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British governments 'Work for the Dole' scheme and employ unemployable people from Belfast. The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed Belfast youths were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech gear. This was thought to be an excellent, yet bold move, by Ferrari Management. As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari would have an advantage over every team. However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for at the crew's first practice session, not only did the Belfast Pit Crew be able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, rebadged and sold the vehicle over to the McLaren Team for four bottles of Harp, a gram of something (wink) and a quick shufti at Coulthard's bird in the shower. Last edited by GXH; 16 May 2004 at 16:22. |
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16 May 2004, 16:27 (Ref:972631)
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So this is the reason Ron Dennis is so sure of winning a race this season!
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16 May 2004, 20:05 (Ref:972756)
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16 May 2004, 20:20 (Ref:972765)
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Heard it before.
Not that funny. And i'm drunk! |
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16 May 2004, 21:16 (Ref:972805)
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befive!
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 So move it to the PF Joke forum.
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16 May 2004, 23:01 (Ref:972868)
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We have the same joke here in OZ but it doesn't involve the Irish. Good joke!
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17 May 2004, 07:22 (Ref:973015)
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And in Italy as well
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17 May 2004, 09:30 (Ref:973114)
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years ago there was a joke about niki lauda.I heard it talked about but never said out loud as it was cruel(?)
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17 May 2004, 11:53 (Ref:973224)
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Funny. Looks like it's a Parc Ferme thingie.
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17 May 2004, 12:19 (Ref:973246)
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17 May 2004, 13:13 (Ref:973318)
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17 May 2004, 13:20 (Ref:973323)
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17 May 2004, 13:21 (Ref:973325)
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Funnily enough, it was scousers when I heard it ...
Oh, and best not add it to the PF Joke thread - wouldn't want to raise the standard too much in one go would we? Was the Niki joke anything like this? Idiot: What's your name? Niki: Lauda. Idiot: WHAT'S YOUR NAME?! 
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17 May 2004, 13:34 (Ref:973333)
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That has raised a titter, here at work
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17 May 2004, 13:36 (Ref:973335)
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Ooh now there's another joke!
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17 May 2004, 14:24 (Ref:973379)
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My Brother pulled one on me which was similar to the one that garcon has mentioned it was
Brother:/ Hey dan what was the Austrian driver called Nikki who? Me:/ Lauda Brother:/ NIKKI WHO ?? see i said it was similar |
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19 May 2004, 17:00 (Ref:975648)
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i don't think that's the one i heard talked about but it did actually make me chuckle abit
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19 May 2004, 17:22 (Ref:975669)
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What's the difference between God and Ralf Schumacher?
God knows he isn't Ralf Schumacher. |
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19 May 2004, 17:41 (Ref:975681)
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Garcon, that joke has actually made me laugh hysterically. No really it has! I'm gutted!
Thankyou so much for shining a ray of happiness into my unforgiving bermuda triangle life! |
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