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24 Jan 2003, 14:01 (Ref:484496)
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Confession
Had hoped to get away with this, but my conscience is torturing me:
 Went corporate karting the other night, Bison versus other precast concrete suppliers. On my stint, I saw a gap between two karts that was just narrower than my kart, so naturally I went for it and barged my way through.  just in time to see the yellow lights and 'fellow' marshal in the middle of the track. Yes I should have known better..... Last edited by neilwaynesmith; 24 Jan 2003 at 14:02. |
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24 Jan 2003, 14:31 (Ref:484553)
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You overtook under a clearly displayed yellow?
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24 Jan 2003, 14:44 (Ref:484570)
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Believe me, the amount of s
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24 Jan 2003, 15:29 (Ref:484636)
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tut tut
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24 Jan 2003, 15:30 (Ref:484637)
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Woohoo! Go Mel!
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24 Jan 2003, 18:52 (Ref:484823)
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mind you neil i would have done the same thing.... im gonna go hide behind a very large tree now..
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24 Jan 2003, 19:39 (Ref:484874)
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Damn good job I was'nt there you would not have heard the last of it.
YOU STILL HAV'NT!!!!! You are as somebody said a Baaaaaaad Marshal
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24 Jan 2003, 20:27 (Ref:484903)
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oh yes - spank him - he's a bad marshal!
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25 Jan 2003, 09:15 (Ref:485347)
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IM A VERY NAUGHTY BOY
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25 Jan 2003, 11:16 (Ref:485415)
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25 Jan 2003, 12:10 (Ref:485467)
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I know for a fact that this site is read by senior officials, so now everyone knows. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised to see it in the nest newsletter, or even raised at some training sessions...
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25 Jan 2003, 12:13 (Ref:485468)
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Oh I know... The simple fact is, I told Melanie, She told her Dad, (see Ian Smith's post) and some other marshalling friends..., another member of the team told someone who works here and is also a race marshal etc.... The upshot is, if I didn't confess, I would have been named and shamed anyway.
There's a phrase involving a 'rock' and a 'hard place' that springs to mind.....
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27 Jan 2003, 08:17 (Ref:487150)
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I suppose no-one filmed the wicked deed?
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27 Jan 2003, 08:20 (Ref:487151)
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Would you believe the battery died two laps previously?
 To all the people who gave me stick about it at the training day:
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27 Jan 2003, 09:05 (Ref:487175)
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I think if you're going to a training day, you will have to carry a bell and shout "unclean...unclean" to stop anyone from being infected by you!
I would like everyone to remember that Neil deserves our sympathy and understanding, not our scorn. Years of marshalling service has exposed him to drivers and he's obviously managed to catch whatever brain disease affects them when they get out on the track. I think there should be a special quarantine hospital for marshals afflicted like this. And a support group. And a charity. And a celebrity charity concert......
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27 Jan 2003, 09:09 (Ref:487178)
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30 Jan 2003, 17:12 (Ref:490799)
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Neil owes me a pint because I "forgot" to announce this at the Donington training day last Sunday.
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30 Jan 2003, 18:35 (Ref:490885)
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Oh, don't worry Jim. About a dozen people filled in for you
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30 Jan 2003, 21:23 (Ref:491022)
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OK FOLKS I THINK ITS TIME TO LOT THIS DROP NOW.:ANGEL:
WELL UNTIL HIS FIRST MEETING
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31 Jan 2003, 08:36 (Ref:491487)
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Yes I think so. It certainly wouldn't do if all the Irish marshals found out before Neil's trip to Mondello in April. They'd all be terribly shocked and horrified........
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31 Jan 2003, 08:47 (Ref:491504)
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31 Jan 2003, 08:59 (Ref:491512)
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Oooohhh snappy comeback!
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31 Jan 2003, 20:52 (Ref:492264)
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OH SMITE HIM ---- SMITE HIM Please Pumpkin!!
Not that I am vindictive father-in-Law. 
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31 Jan 2003, 23:09 (Ref:492413)
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Me? Oh no I wouldn't do that at all
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