Yep, here's another - guilty as charged.
Kicks stones off the tarmac, stares at/tests with finger any fluid spills (is it oil / water/ coolant?), inspects fire bottles, picks up random bolts/nuts/tiewraps/unidentifiable bits of cars, estimates speed of quadbikes and probable age of driver, gives directions to tourists, etc, etc.
Slightly off-topic, but my best score far ON-circuit:
Was silly enough to volunteer for Deputy Chief Pits at Oulton Time Attack last year -
Young man walks out of garage to cross live pitlane -
No shirt, only shorts and flip-flops
Camera round his neck
Pint of beer in one hand
Lit cigarette in other hand
2-year-old child on shoulders
Strangely, he wasn't happy when I asked him to return with all the above to the public area. Just another day in orange...