Rules and Regulations for GP2 revised:
1 Depending on wind direction grids will be decided accordingly except if there are an odd numbers of cumulus nimbus clouds in the sky then the driver who places his towel on the grid slot first gets said position.
2 All teams must make at least 2 pits stops per race for each driver, at least one of these stops the driver must have a cup of tea and a small slice of cake anyone not eating all the cake will be issued a ten second stop go penalty.
3 The grid positions for race 2 on Sunday will see the top 15 reversed turned inside out upside down add 10, multiply by 3 and minus the number you first thought of and in most cases this will mean pole position will be on row 20.
4 TV rights will be held exclusively for GP2 at all circuits but drivers are advised to slow down for Arthur the cameraman as he will be running around the circuits with his camcorder and his legs are not what they used to be.
5 The Paddock parking for the trucks at each circuit will be designated when all local Public Car Parks have been contacted (Each car park will be no more than 5 miles away, please note we advise strongly going to the toilet before coming to the circuit in the morning as no facilities will be provided however a rusty burger van will make random stops from time to time to provide meals.
6 Shuttle services to the circuit will be provided by Arthur’s brother 86 who will be on hand all through the day with his tandem bicycle. Please allow time when arriving at the circuit and leaving, any pushing fighting and name calling will result in a ten place grid slot penalty
7 As organisers we wish to make you as uncomfortable and unwelcome as possible and we will with out notice think of many more ways to do this .If at any time you do not agree with us or you think we are being unreasonable Tough!!!!!
Please note these findings are issued from someone who has nothing to do with Gp2 and do not reflect the views of anyone involved nor are they correct at time of print